The top story today deals with a old, millionaire, white guy who happens to own a NBA basketball team. Simply put, Donald Sterling is a racist asshole! After being taped saying that he doesn’t want “black people” attending his team’s games, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver banned the Los Angeles Clippers owner for life. He will be forced to sell the team, he is not allowed to attend games or practices and cannot represent the team in any capacity. The team has lost millions in advertising dollars and were facing a team boycott because of this idiot’s comments. The NBA constitution states that any owner can be forced out of the league with a 75% vote …. bye bye Donny!
You would think that Doris Payne would try to find another occupation. The 83-year old woman is a lifetime jewelry thief! Payne’s rap sheet dates back decades and has been in and out of jail her entire life. Doris was arrested in Riverside, California for stealing a $22,500 diamond ring. She was sentenced yesterday to four years in custody.
Once again Mother Nature proved is a one tough bitch! Strong storms and tornadoes slammed the south yesterday with the town of Louisville, Mississippi reporting 9 deaths and mass destruction. Twisters also touched down in Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Kansas. At least 35 deaths have been reported with more storms expected today.
The new Star Wars movie is expected to be released December 18, 2015 and will feature all the old cast! Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and the gang will be there to mentor the new cast that includes Adam Driver, Andy Serkis and Oscar Isaac. The movie will be directed and co-written by J.J. Abrams and be set 30 years after “Return of the Jedi” ended.
Last but not least …. A Tampa man was shocked when he scratched off a lottery ticket that was worth a stunning $3-million! Michael McCrea will take a one-time lump payment of $2,1-million. The 7-11 Store where he purchased the ticket will receive a $6,000 bonus commission …. In March, a record 3.7-million people visited Las Vegas thanks to college basketball tournament, NASCAR races and conventions …. Have a great Hump Day!