FINALLY !!! They found Malaysia flight #370 that has been missing for weeks. The aircraft was found underwater in one piece with all survivors happily living in the City of Atlantis … In other news President Barak Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putkin have joined a fitness club in Switzerland so they can spot each other and become jogging buddies … in the sporting world the NFL has decided to give away free tickets to all games in the upcoming 2014 season and lastly Obama Care is working at 100% efficiency … Yes today is April Fools day so be careful what you hear and believe!
In Arizona a judge refused to block rules that limit the use of common abortion drugs. The new rules go into effect today and ban pill-induced abortions after seven weeks of pregnancy, compared with the current nine-week restriction. The drug RU-486 lets a woman abort a pregnancy without surgery. Planned Parenthood stated that over 800 women have used the pill and avoided surgery in the state.
Here’s something you hear about everyday. A Firefighter in Michigan rescued a 6-foot python from a burning home. Scott Hemmelsbach learned how to handle reptiles when he was a teenager and when asked to go back into the burning house to save the family pet, he agreed. The snake was in it’s terrarium trying to get out as the house was filled with smoke. Hemmelsbach said the snake was rather heavy but he managed to get it to safety.
Here’s news that will make a lot of people “Happy”!! Singer Pharrell will be joining the television show “The Voice” as a new coach next season. He will presumably replace Cee-Lo Green who quit the program last year. Pharrell was a guest mentor for Team Usher in season four and is excited about being a part of the NBC show.
Last but not least …. The top DVD sales last week were Frozen, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Gravity and American Hustle …. General Motors has recalled over 6.3-million cars since February. Needless-to-say, if you own a GM auto, call your dealer …. Good job America! We cut back 3% on soda consumption last year brining sales to the lowest they have been since 1995. The decline means that 1.2-billion cases have been wiped from the industry and that means less sugar in our bodies …. Have a wonderful April Fool’s Day !